Cooking 9/10ths of the time

My neighbours gave me lemons. It warmed my heart no end as I HATE paying for lemons! Why should I? Lemon trees are everywhere and I don't understand why we all don't have mountains of lemons at our disposal at a moments notice. If I have to buy lemons I am at my most crabby and disagreeable. I disgruntledly mumble like an old bag lady with 23 cats who can't find her shopping trolley full of crap. I moan and sulk, I pick up lemons and then put them down and frown and then snort out my nose, fast. Then I put the stupid thing in my basket and move on. Did I spend time photoshopping a lemon in between those hands? Yes I did, that's how much I like lemons. But, my neighbours gave me some. Sarah's grandmother has a tree, which is only right and proper, all grandparents should have a lemon tree, that should be legislated on. And all lemons on the tree should always, always be pressed fervently onto family members. Because even if they don't need the lemons, then